"It Sucks. Don't Move Here." Tee

The unofficial state slogan, whispered by every local hoping the secret stays a secret. Reverse psychology, in six sizes.

Like a good burger, all NTRL STMT products are made-to-order. Please allow 2 business days (give or take) for order fulfillment. We hope you will accept free shipping in exchange for the minor inconvenience.

Product Features:

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
• Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and printed label for comfort
• Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention through wear and washes
• Printed graphic with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for detailed, vibrant print
• REACH certified; manufactured under humane, sustainable standards